AISubs v3.7
No, I don't want to use my power of introduction!
Don't say it and eat it!
I will never forgive evil!
I am a follower of justice!
GREAT STYREMAN!
Hello, is my name enough for you?
I'm Sabo, nice to meet you!
It's all different!
Don't do it lightly!
I'm doing my best!
It's been a while since I felt like this.
It's rare for you two to be here.
It's rare.
The first time!
In the middle of nowhere!
I liked the sound of "in the middle of nowhere" and thought about this project.
You said it first!
It's rare!
It feels good to say "in the middle of nowhere", doesn't it?
It's like that for everything.
So, today...
We're going to have a competition aiming for "in the middle of nowhere".
It's been a while since we had a draw.
There are 5 rounds.
From 6 people to 5 people, 4 people to 3 people, and 3 people.
And if you're the last one standing, you have to make up your mind.
You said it so easily.
You said it.
You two have to make up your minds.
What are you going to buy?
"Japan's middle of nowhere festival", "I love you", or something like that.
There are quite a lot of topics.
I don't know.
I'd like you to think about "in the middle of nowhere".
That's right.
But there may be a moment when you can't make up your mind.
You can do it.
I'd like you to win where you can win.
You can do it!
This time, I'll be the host and also be the player.
I see.
He told me that he wanted to do such a competition and came up with a topic.
It's the first topic.
What is it?
Let's get started.
The first topic is...
Hit the middle of a huge paper!
It's simple.
Bring me the middle of a huge paper!
This is a little...
It's a color of a clock.
A desk and...
It's like a treasure map.
Right?
It's round and round.
I want to do it like this.
It's a treasure map with only a map.
It's a fate.
Draw a college entrance card.
The one with the closest distance wins.
The one with the furthest distance loses.
How do you do it?
From your favorite person...
Here it is!
You hit it in order like that.
Let's go without touching the paper.
Do we have to touch the paper?
Formation change is complete.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
The loser hits the middle of the paper.
The one with the furthest distance wins.
Let's go.
If you win, you can go home.
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors is important.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wow!
You two are full of energy.
You're amazing.
Hey! What is this orange?
Am I the only one who said orange?
Can you use it?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
If you use orange, you'll die if you use black.
Black is advantageous.
I don't think black is disadvantageous.
It's difficult.
There may be a strange premonition.
Look outside.
You can only see it there.
Stand up like a digital person.
You can see it when you put it down.
Can I use the thin one?
Let's do it.
I'll put it in here.
Wow! It flew!
It flew!
It's small.
Oh, it's a little off.
It's my turn.
Should I take off my sunglasses?
What?
You'll find out.
Please! Please!
You're my family, so you don't have to worry about me.
It's completely different from what you see from above.
I think it's a good tie.
The world suddenly changes the moment you crouch, so it might be a good idea to crouch and do it once in a while.
Wow, this guy suddenly became the center of the world.
- Oh, I ran away. - Yes, I'll say it. It was here.
- Yes! - Wow!
- It was a little funny, wasn't it? - Certainly, I'd like to fix it on this side.
- Number 3 is... - Number 3 is fun.
- Number 3. - Let's take a look at it. I feel sorry for you.
This pen would be really good, but it's just right.
It's a kid.
Oh, his identity has been revealed!
- Hey, me too! - His identity has been revealed!
- He has two sunglasses, so it's funny. - It's funny.
- Where did it go? - Oh...
- Everyone is getting closer. - I knew it.
- It's going to be affected by the first person. - Wow, it's pretty close!
- Right? - What?
- It's so close! - What?
- No way! - Is it there?
- I'll forget it for now. - Where is it?
- It's here. - It's here.
- Wow, it's like a person who was doing fast food. - Wow!
- It's not like that. - It's not like that.
- It's like what you usually do on the road. - It's not like that.
- It's like what you usually do on the road. - It's like what you usually do on the road.
- I think it's about here, so... - Oh, I forgot about that too!
- Oh, I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Everyone is getting closer. - Isn't it here?
- Hmm! - Oh...
- Oh, it's a little to your left, Mushi-san! - Isn't it pretty right?
- Is this like a social experiment? - It's like we're getting closer like this.
- It's like we're getting closer like this.
- Wow, it's like 10,000 people are coming. - It's like 10,000 people are coming.
- No, but like I was thinking, I think it's close to you, Ryo-kun. - Yeah, it's coming to me.
- Here... - It's here!
- Oh, it looks good! - Eh, it's pretty low!
- Wow, wow, it's not good. - Wow, wow, it's not good.
- Wow! - No, I think it's too high up.
- It's really difficult. - It's pretty low, isn't it?
- Yeah. - How is it?
- Wow, it's suddenly dirty!
- Ah, I think I'm a little closer. - Let's go!
- Let's go!
- Oh, it's here! - It's here!
- It's close! - It's close!
- How do you do this? - It's definitely possible.
- I'm ready! - Now, with this paper, we'll draw a line that's too beautiful, right?
- Yeah. - Now, please.
- Yes, please. - Yes!
- To the right, to the right! - To the right, to the right!
- There it is! - Here it is!
- Alright!
- Here it is! - I'm excited!
Results announcement! Open!
- Whoa! - Huh?
- Huh?! - No way!
- Whoa! - It's off, so is it a dream?
- Whoa! - It's a dream!
- A dream! - I won!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's off! It's totally off! - It's off!
It's so off!
But I think it's nice that human senses are off like this.
But it's not strange that we're first.
- That was brave of you! - Whoa!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Let's go home! - Let's go home!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- I thought it would be a dream, but it's not! - It's not!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- I'm gonna watch it again! - Me too!
Results announcement! Open!
- Second round! - Yes! - Yes!
- If any of you is a woman... - Yes!
- Would you like to date a male YouTuber? - Huh?
- Huh?
- I'll say it again. - Yes!
- Huh? - Yes!
- Second round! - Yes!
- If any of you is a woman... - Yes!
- Would you like to date a male YouTuber? - Huh?
- Huh?
- 10 years ago... - What?
- Oh, what's wrong? - You're breaking rules.
- There are different types of YouTubers. - Right, right.
- In the middle. - In the middle.
- We're going to ask someone in the middle of this... - Oh.
- To pick the person who is the most of your type of male YouTuber. - Oh!
- Who is that "someone"? - Who is it? Tell us.
- Murimaru-san. - What?
- Oh, Murimaru-san! - Oh, Murimaru-san!
- I see. - Oh...
- I'm really surprised. - Oh, Murimaru-san!
- I wonder who he likes. - I'm not going to eat you. - Oh...
- I think I know who he likes. - Who?
- Huh? Who? - Take-san said it. - Huh? Why do you know?
- He said it! - He said it!
- Take-san's face is really creepy. - Oh...
- I've been thinking it's Take-san. - He said it!
- Who is it? - It's a little more difficult than just picking someone.
- It's hard. - Oh, I wish I had been nice to Murimaru-san today.
- It doesn't matter. - He might choose me.
- I don't know if he's handsome in the first place. - I don't know how much money he has.
- I don't know. - There's already someone in the middle of Yumemaru.
- Somehow... - Who?
- I really don't know who's in the middle of Yumemaru. - I don't know who's in the middle of Yumemaru.
- I just need someone close to that. - When Yumemaru was a girl...
- I just imagined what a girl would think of a boy when she saw a boy.
I wrote them all!
Please announce them!
Okay!
Kazu-san!
Kazu-san said it!
Kazu-san is simply cool!
He's the best!
Kazu-san is the best!
He's a good guy!
I wonder what he's like when he's a little clumsy.
Well, well, well...
It's up there.
Then...
I'm...
a DJ-like person!
Ohohohohohoho!
Ah...
That's true!
I like people who are different from me.
He's cool and smart.
Yeah, he's smart.
And also...
He's got a lot of tattoos and...
He's got a serious face.
You're talking about me?
Okay!
Then...
Of course, there's Kazu-san.
On the contrary!
Here it is!
Hajime-shachou!
Wow!
I totally forgot about it!
It's too obvious.
But it's more attractive than a woman's gaze.
You're naive, Toshimitsu.
What?
I also wrote "Hajime-shachou" at first.
But I thought it was an upper-class area.
What?!
It's an upper-class area.
Wow!
I totally forgot about it!
Wow!
An upper-class area...
From a woman's point of view...
No, no, no...
There's no limit.
No, it's bad!
It's bad!
It's true that Hajime-shachou wrote it first.
That's right!
Hahaha!
That's right!
Seriously!
It's my first evaluation.
It's annoying!
Well...
Between these two...
What?!
Between!
Kitashabu-kun!
Wow!
It's just in between!
It's just in between, isn't it?
No, but...
I have enough money!
No, no, no...
I think I like a deep world.
You like it, don't you?
Oh! I see!
It's pretty good!
Wow!
It's just in between!
It's good, it's good!
Wow! It's hard!
You have to choose from any of them!
Yes!
Tell me which you like the most!
There are only five men in the world!
The one in the middle is...
I don't know what I'm doing in my head.
I'm having sex with everyone now.
It's decided!
The one in the middle is...
Be honest!
I'm serious!
I know!
The first one I thought of was...
Yorai of Tsuriyoka.
You're a man!
You're too much of a man!
You have a tail!
Let me talk to you with my tail off!
Yorai isn't saying that girls aren't popular.
You're just too much of a man!
That's true.
But even for girls...
There are things you like and don't like.
You're a different type of man.
You're just too much of a man!
You're too much of a man!
You don't have a tail.
I thought of Yorai of Tsuriyoka.
When I saw this tail...
I thought of Tetsuya of Tsuriyoka.
I was like...
Oh!
It's a new way of saying it.
Yorai of Tsuriyoka!
The third round!
It's about time.
We're halfway there.
Serious research!
What do you want to be when you're a middle school student?
Top 5 rankings!
What's in the middle?
That's weird.
Top 5 rankings?
It depends on how you divide it.
My top 3 is in the middle.
Yeah, it's in the middle.
If you're a YouTuber...
You're going to express good things in the middle.
That's right.
In my ranking...
Isn't it weird that 5/5 of my rankings are in the middle?
I think so, too.
I have no choice but to do it.
You have no choice but to write it down.
It's a sign of what boys and girls want to be.
I'm going to write it down.
I want you to write it down and give me the answer as soon as possible.
I'm going to write it down and give me the answer as soon as possible.
If you get a question mark...
I'm going to ask you a question.
I'm also a public servant.
I heard that there are a lot of people like this these days.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm also a public servant.
I'm not just a YouTuber.
Correct answer!
I did it!
If you get the answer right now...
The answer is "high school girls".
Oh my gosh!
What is the answer?
'High school girls' looks a little futuristic.
I think they will get a job soon.
I made it!
You look like you're naked.
Are you filming us?
You looked like you were naked just now.
We're in front of you.
Fuyoshi.
Yes.
Hair stylist.
Unfortunately,
Wow!
Hair stylist is in first place.
Well, you know...
Fuyoshi.
Nurse.
No, no.
Dental assistant.
Yes.
Prime minister.
What?
What's with the sudden beard and cut-in?
What?
Mr. Moister is in first place!
Really?
I thought he was lower than me.
I'm sure he's in the ranking.
I'm glad you married a nurse.
I see.
I didn't know you could do that.
Fuyoshi, please go home.
Yay!
I'm a big fan of "kaimei".
Hey, you're angry.
You're getting angry.
Wow, you're amazing.
Seriously, that cut-in was...
It was so smooth.
Yeah.
Fuyoshi is in second place.
Wow, I'm scared.
What?
There are only two rounds left.
That's right.
The third round!
Yes!
The one who has the most balls in the middle wins!
What?!
What?
This is...
This is Shimailu's match.
Is Shimailu okay?
Formation change!
Yes!
Okay, we're ready.
Let's have Karaage-kun explain it.
Ta-da!
What?
Cute!
It came out!
From the starting position over there...
You have to throw the ball.
In the middle...
What?!
You have to cut it off.
You don't need a circle, do you?
That's amazing!
You made a circle and it went in the middle.
You're lying!
Making a circle and it went in the middle is new, isn't it?
This is enough for me, isn't it?
Throw one by one and come back quickly.
Put a small ball on it.
The one who throws it first is the winner.
The one who throws it first is the loser.
That's how it is.
I see.
Rock, paper, scissors!
The first one is in the middle.
The middle one is around here.
The first one is in the middle!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Oh!
Sanyan won.
However, at first it was in the middle, but it wasn't in the middle, so I'll do it again.
Oh! In the middle!
In the middle!
What is that angle?
That's crazy.
It looks pretty difficult.
What are you doing?
It seems like you've set it up in a difficult way.
The first challenger is Shibayu.
Start!
Please!
Throw it.
One!
Two!
It's difficult.
Oh!
It's difficult.
Oh!
Three!
What will you do?
Oh!
Four!
Rotate?
Oh!
It's impossible!
Oh!
One!
Two!
Don't do it!
No!
Wait!
Oh!
It's close.
Oh!
If you can do it, you'll get a point.
Nobody can do it.
OK!
Yes!
I fixed it, but in the last second ball...
The rest is me and Shibuya fighting!
You can do it! You can do it!
Oh, I'm so nervous about this!
Can I take it off? Can I?
It's okay.
It's absolutely okay!
Hey, go home!
It's okay! It's okay!
I've been doing it for a long time!
If you put it in within five balls, you win!
Yes!
The first challenger is Tetsuya!
Go ahead!
Wow!
Stop it.
Oh, I can't. I'm sick of it.
Stop eating like that.
You make my eyes white.
Seriously, stop it.
Oh, I can do it! I can do it!
Oh, I'm sick of it!
It's hot!
Two more balls?
Two balls?
It's 3 now, right?
It's over 3 now.
What now?
If you say it, it's a tie.
You're the number one!
Yeah, I'm going to be super hot.
I hope I don't get a giant one.
Shibayu, you win!
Wow!
It's huge!
I was already thinking of a name for it.
Yeah, me too.
This is the first time I've been left with something like this.
It's a finalist.
Wow!
It's been a while.
It's been forever.
I haven't been able to think of a name for this video for a while.
Yeah, me too.
It'll probably be a summer holiday, right?
Yeah, I think it'll be open for a month during the summer holiday.
Wow, it's been a month!
It's been a month.
It's been 10 days since I posted it on Twitter.
It's pretty complicated.
A lot of things happen.
I'll announce the finalist.
Okay!
The finalist is...
In the middle of Aichi Prefecture, where is it?!
In the middle of where?
Oh!
It's the same as the first one!
No, no, no.
It's different.
The scale is different.
What?
The scale is different.
What is it?
It's just that the shape of the scale has changed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, we're actually going to...
Ch...
Aichi Prefecture...
We're going to go to where we think is in the middle of Aichi Prefecture.
It's not over yet.
We're going to say, "It's here!"
And we're going to have a camera there.
And we're going to have the person who posted it...
Post it...
And we're going to have a screenshot of where we are.
Huh?
Oh, wait.
What did you do?
Fuaah!
I...
I did it!
Fuaah!
And then I died, too.
I died, too.
One minute passed.
It's out again.
It's crazy!
3 hours and 41 minutes.
It's...
It's been a little while.
I'm back.
How do you put it up in Aichi Prefecture?
Let's draw a circle at the end of the map in Aichi Prefecture and put it in the middle of this.
Don't look at the map.
Maybe you shouldn't open your phone.
I can't see anything.
Isn't it crazy?
I don't know at all.
I can't remember the shape of this.
Check it out again.
What is it?
You know what it is in Aichi Prefecture, don't you?
I don't know what it is in Aichi Prefecture.
I know what it is in Aichi Prefecture.
The result will be announced tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
I don't know what it is in Aichi Prefecture.
We can't just go and draw it ourselves.
That's right.
Give me a break.
Let's do it in a row.
Have a good day.
Are you serious?
Damn it.
Now, where should we go?
I can't talk without a map in my head, so I'd like to draw Aichi Prefecture once.
Wow.
Like this.
Where is the center of this?
The center of this is...
Is it here?
I think it's Anjou.
Wow.
Then we don't have to go at all.
I got it.
It's Anjou from Toyota.
We'll go north of Toyota and Anjou and stay there.
Thank you for your time.
This is about where I think it is.
I think it's about here.
I believe you!
Let's draw it around here.
All right.
It's here.
I think it's in the middle of Toyota City.
Let's go a little further and it's about the left end.
I think it's in the middle of here.
We're at the top of Toyota.
I think it's here.
From what I've seen, it doesn't seem like it's here.
I got it.
Then I'll go home first.
Thank you for your time.
This is Gijinka in Aichi Prefecture.
I came here because I thought it wouldn't be too far away.
I've been watching "Zenry" and "Gimaru Ichiooha" for a long time.
I tried to follow my memories of that time.
I think the sauna island in Chile is in the middle of it.
The sauna island is around here.
It's a little higher in Aichi Prefecture.
Go down and go down.
The first line goes like this.
If you go up a little bit in Anjou, you'll be in the middle of it.
I have no choice but to go down.
The center of Aichi Prefecture is here!
Result announcement!
Wow!
In the middle of it!
Can we announce the results all of a sudden?
Let's do it!
I'll write down Aichi Prefecture first.
Oh, that's nice.
I'll write down each city's location.
That means it's somewhere in this area.
I've been eating a lot of Aichi Prefecture food with "Zenry" and "Gimaru Ichiooha" for a long time.
That's a lot of past experience.
If that's true, it's a good thing.
I felt the power in the middle of it.
But I don't regret it.
I'll put up a piece of paper with the results on it.
Tetsuya's ceiling and Shimizu's ceiling.
There's a center.
Stack it up!
Here's the result!
Ta-da!
Huh?
What?
Oh!
Wow!
So that means...
Tetsuya's ceiling and Shimizu's ceiling!
Not again!
Where did you go, Shimizu-san?
I went to Anjou's...
I went to Anjou's... Nitori Anjou Gokuichi's place.
I turned right there and...
That's a pretty good theory, isn't it?
But that wasn't enough for me.
Ah, but...
I won again!
I lost again...
I lost...
I'm so sad...
Shimizu-san, it's your first time in a month!
Oh!
This is boring!
Didn't you have a hot fight?
No, it's true.
Even when I was heading there,
I felt like I was in the middle.
That's how I felt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
And now, Shimizu's heading in the middle, too!
I really want to meet him!
That's true.
In the end, it was a good fight.
Yeah, it was.
It was all because of that thing we did earlier.
Wow!
We started talking about the first meeting and stuff,
but this hot fight...
No kidding!
I feel like we can't win either of them.
That's how I feel.
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
It was a good fight.
It was good that you were the last one.
Yeah.
Yeah, we were the only ones who won.
All of you, the six of you, are already in the middle.
Yeah.
That's no good, guys.
All of you, the six of you, are already in the middle of everyone's hearts!
That's right!
Yeah!
We have to stop, don't we?
Yeah, just in case.
But it's nice to feel like we're in the middle.
Yeah, we're in the middle.
It's nice to consider that, too, but...
Yeah, we're in the middle.
We're in the middle and we're manly and cute.
Yeah, we are.
During this important time of summer...
Yeah, it's our 10th anniversary!
When it's coming up...
Yeah, our members' names have changed.
I don't like it!
As a leader...
It's our 10th anniversary!
So, Toshii-san...
Yeah?
It's been a month since we met...
Your name is...
Crab-legged Skin!
Skin!
Because...
Because we're in the middle of everyone's hearts!
We're in the middle of everyone's hearts!
I'mISSAIR!!
BECAUSE!
You said "Crab-legged Skin", didn't you?
I SAID "CRAB-LEGGED SKIN"!
You don't say "the middle" when you say "your heart"!
You don't say "the middle"!
You don't say "the middle" when you say "your heart"!
Hey, you "Crab-legged Skin", you!
I don't think it's "skin" when you see Toshii- san...
You have so much hair!
Katakana's "gani" is just...
Katakana "gani" times kanji "mata" times katakana "skin"...
Oh, I see.
That's why you chose all of them, huh?
Two losses in a row.
Yeah, two losses in a row.
We don't have a chance to be on the monitor this time, do we?
Not at all.
We did have a festival back then.
We did have an event.
But we didn't have a chance to release "crab legs and bald heads".
So we thought of a collaboration product with "crab legs and bald heads" when we came up with the name.
Should we buy something like that?
Toukai-wai crab legs and bald heads
That's the only one we have.
We'd love you all to watch our song "crab legs and bald heads".
We'd love you to watch it.
If you don't spread it, you'll get "crab legs and bald heads" all of a sudden.
We always watch it.
What's the name of it?
KOROSU!
It's a common name.
We always watch it.
We always watch it on screen.
Huh? Why? Why do you always watch it?
KOROSU!
Why is it a challenge?
It's a shoot!
KOROSU!